Student: Professor, can I do something at this point to help my grade?
Professor: Um… it’s May.
Student: Sorry… may I do something at this point to help my grade?
(credit: anonymous)
Author: Daniel Greene
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Something to ease end-of-semester stress
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Happy Easter! Here comes Peter Cottontail…
Here comes Peter Cottontail / Hoppin’ down the bunny trail / Hippity hoppin’ Easter’s on its way! 
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Self-importance harmful
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don’t mean to do harm; but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
— T.S. Eliot
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