"JOKE BOARD: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy!" #cute #funny #joke #signs pic.twitter.com/GCYd21cw2D
— Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) May 12, 2017
Tag: funny
Something to ease end-of-semester stress
Student: Professor, can I do something at this point to help my grade?
Professor: Um… it’s May.
Student: Sorry… may I do something at this point to help my grade?
(credit: anonymous)
Happy Easter! Here comes Peter Cottontail…
Here comes Peter Cottontail / Hoppin’ down the bunny trail / Hippity hoppin’ Easter’s on its way! 
Valentine from a love poet who suffers from ADD
Roses are red, violets are blue… wait… I thought violets were a different hue… ?!?
Oh, hi! Happy Valentine’s Day from a love poet who suffers from ADD. 8-}
(Poem by me, Daniel Greene)Esposa = handcuff?
The Word of the Day in my Span¡shDict! app is esposa, which they say means both wife and handcuff. Hmm.
El pezón y la tetilla
In Spanish, el pezón—a masculine noun—is the woman’s nipple, and la tetilla—a feminine noun—is the man’s nipple. #gender #español
