Posted on January 12, 2019 in Lifestyle

Charcoal is the new black

Charcoal on my face, teeth, and armpits? Apparently charcoal is the new black.

Posted on December 21, 2018January 8, 2019 in Travel

Ultra Premium Pretentiousness

When you’ve been taking Norwegian cruises for 11 years and you’re finally Platinum, you get a bottle of water in your stateroom. Apparently they have to call it “Ultra Premium“ to make you feel like it was worth the wait. 😏 #pretentious pic.twitter.com/1seGZ6eLo6

— Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) December 21, 2018

Posted on October 31, 2018January 7, 2019 in Communication

Siri’s possessed “Yeah”

I think Siri must’ve been possessed for Halloween. I dictated a nonchalant ‘yeah’ in a message and it read it back to me like somebody saying “Yeah!” with jazz hands. pic.twitter.com/fz2GMn4JF9

— Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) November 2, 2018