Student: Professor, can I do something at this point to help my grade?
Professor: Um… it’s May.
Student: Sorry… may I do something at this point to help my grade?
Here comes Peter Cottontail / Hoppin’ down the bunny trail / Hippity hoppin’ Easter’s on its way!
Roses are red, violets are blue… wait… I thought violets were a different hue… ?!?
Oh, hi! Happy Valentine’s Day from a love poet who suffers from ADD. 8-}(Poem by me, Daniel Greene)
The Word of the Day in my Span¡shDict! app is esposa, which they say means both wife and handcuff. Hmm.
In Spanish, el pezón—a masculine noun—is the woman’s nipple, and la tetilla—a feminine noun—is the man’s nipple. #gender #español