Tag: funny
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Siri’s possessed “Yeah”
I think Siri must’ve been possessed for Halloween. I dictated a nonchalant ‘yeah’ in a message and it read it back to me like somebody saying “Yeah!” with jazz hands. pic.twitter.com/fz2GMn4JF9 — Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) November 2, 2018
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Me and the black butterflies
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Gay Purride
Getting lots of friendly compliments on my “Gay Purride” t-shirt at Costco today. Happy gay pride weekend, Phoenix!
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Colonoscopy goes smoothly, without a hitch
My first colonoscopy — I am a baby senior — and no polyps. Can you believe NO POLYPS‽ I am amazed. I was all ready to name them: Paul, Philip, Polly… This milestone was easier than I had been told it would be, yet slightly disappointing. The pineapple flavored Nulytely was surprisingly palatable, and though…
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Cute joke sign
"JOKE BOARD: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy!" #cute #funny #joke #signs pic.twitter.com/GCYd21cw2D — Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) May 12, 2017
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