“Gender Neutral” Restroom?
Siri’s possessed “Yeah”
I think Siri must’ve been possessed for Halloween. I dictated a nonchalant ‘yeah’ in a message and it read it back to me like somebody saying “Yeah!” with jazz hands. pic.twitter.com/fz2GMn4JF9 — Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) November 2, 2018
Called Senator Jeff Flake to ask him not to confirm Brett Kavanaugh
After already sending an email yesterday, I called my Senator Jeff Flake about voting no on Brett Kavanaugh. I told him “this is one of those ‘Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope’ moments.” #BrettKavanaugh #politics #starwars — Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) October 5, 2018 *Featured image credit: NBC News
Cute joke sign
"JOKE BOARD: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy!" #cute #funny #joke #signs pic.twitter.com/GCYd21cw2D — Daniel Greene (@danielgreene) May 12, 2017