Student: Professor, can I do something at this point to help my grade?
Professor: Um… it’s May.
Student: Sorry… may I do something at this point to help my grade?
(credit: anonymous)
Tag: funny
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Something to ease end-of-semester stress
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Happy Easter! Here comes Peter Cottontail…
Here comes Peter Cottontail / Hoppin’ down the bunny trail / Hippity hoppin’ Easter’s on its way! 
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Valentine from a love poet who suffers from ADD
Roses are red, violets are blue… wait… I thought violets were a different hue… ?!?
Oh, hi! Happy Valentine’s Day from a love poet who suffers from ADD. 8-}
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Esposa = handcuff?
The Word of the Day in my Span¡shDict! app is esposa, which they say means both wife and handcuff. Hmm.
Daniel Greene 